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And The Donald went out unto the Country Club, and unto the Golf Course, and he gathered there to himself bankers, hedge fund managers, and speculators of the real estate, and he spake unto them, teaching them…

• Best are the Wealthy, for they will obtain even more wealth,
• Best are the bald on top, for they shall over comb,
• Best are those who mourn for lost privileges, for they are the white people and MAN oh MAN, did they have it good,
• Best are the Oligarchs, ’cause they screw the meek,
• Best are the evaders of taxes, for they shall see gold,
• Best are the CEO’s for they shall be called creators of jobs… Top notch, best creators of jobs, let me tell you,
• Best are the peacemakers, the Colt .45 Caliber single action pistol with 11 inch barrel, ivory handles with mother-of-pearl inlay, hollow point bullets… The absolute… absolutely the best… second amendment solution the world has ever seen,
• Best are those who are the victims of fake-nooz,
• Best are the persecutions on my twitter account, for, on my account, they have got burned,
• Hamberders!

And, after stopping to let a foursome play through, The Donald continued…

The poor are the salt of the earth, so go forth and use them to season your…