Yeah… but everytime I click on a story with the tag ‘WHAT HAPPENED TO THE REST OF THE PIE?’ nobody tells me what happened to the rest of the pie?!?!?! I mean, it’s like Checkov’s gun, innit? WHAT HAPPENED TO THE REST OF THE PIE? And just when I feel like giving up, I think… what if the next story is the one that tells me WHAT HAPPENED TO THE REST OF THE PIE?

Haven’t slept in days…

Here are a couple tags with which I’ve had marginal success…

BAR NUN

A PORCH ON BOTH YOUR HOUSES

SORDID ACCOUNTING TALES

WOOKIES GONE WILD

FRED

BUGS BUNNY IN A DRESS

TEMPORAL EXCAVATION OF SPATIAL GEOMETRY IN RELATIVISTIC FLUID DYNAMICS OF RECTOLINEAR SOLIDS (most popular… go figure)

And the one tag common to all my stories that have been curated… (drum roll please…)

MEDIUM RARE